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Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth

 

 

Birds love you, monkeys love you, hippos love you, snakes love you, tortoise love you, giraffe loves you..... Please go back to ZOO, they all really miss U!

 

 

Qualities a Friend Must HAve... Cute As Elephant, Smart As Sardar, Active As Turtle, Fit As Hippo, & Mature As MOnkey No Doubt u r a Gr8 Friend.


 

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…

 

 

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi

 

 

Different Phases of a man: After engagement: Superman After Marriage: Gentleman After 10 years: Watchman After 20 years: Doberman

 

 

pyar- dukhon ka bazar .
premi -dukhon ka kharidar.
baap- bich ki deewar.
bahan - salahkar
bhai. .. humesa pitne ko taiyaarr

 

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